Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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