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(336): View more from North Carolina

I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.

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(903): View more from Texas

I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"

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(713): View more from Texas

I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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(708): View more from Illinois

either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself

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(848): View more from New Jersey

You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.

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