because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So much Jack, so little girl.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
