Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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