He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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