HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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