i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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