He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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