In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She announced her abortion via fbk
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i think i just lost a toe
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
