I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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