don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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