I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
