I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You can't motorboat a personality
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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