Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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