It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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