Plan B is the new Plan A
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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