This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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