How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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