Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
MIDGETS
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the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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