was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
