Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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