She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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