Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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