Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you never un-have a 4some
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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