im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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