You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Someone came in the potted fern
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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