hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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