I need help removing her.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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