Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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