we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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