dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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