Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
