Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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