True but thats because hes a fetus.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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