She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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