you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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