More tranny stories later!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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