She's JV to your varsity
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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