Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
