You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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