When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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