what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
