I wanna bring you to show and tell
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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