I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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