is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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