Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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