whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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