i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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