if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Everclear isn't food dammit
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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