absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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