I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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