Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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