Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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