i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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