Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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