It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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