She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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